A Lame Attempt at Copying Aesop’s Greatness

I’m a big fan of Aesop’s fables. Aesop has influenced the minds of countless individuals for decades now. Just recently, I gifted a neat book of a collection of Aesop’s fables to a friend.

I’ve decided to have a go at copying Aesop’s trend of communicating morals through animal stories. Here goes nothing…

Hungry, Thirsty, Tired Fox

A fox was roaming around in the jungle and had absolutely no clue what to do with all his free time.

He was getting exhausted with the sun shining on his back and was thirsty because he didn’t have a sip of water since morning.

He realized that he had not eaten anything since that juicy rabbit last night, so he decided he was hungry too.

Suddenly he came across a family of monkeys and stood there staring at the mother monkey for an hour.

The mother monkey fed her children, scratched the father monkey’s back, drove away a couple of mischievous neighbor monkeys who were irritating her children, and had a big smile on her face the whole time.

The fox was amazed at the mother monkey’s ability to manage so much in just an hour, so he decided to have a talk with her.

He approached the mother monkey and said: “I’ve been tired, thirsty, and hungry since morning. But here you are taking care of so many tasks. How do you do that?”

Mother monkey, with that big smile on her face, said: “I was watching you stand there for the last hour looking at me. Even though you knew you needed to eat, drink, and take rest. While you’re thinking about life, its already happening. Just pick one task and do it.”

Moral of the story: Focus on one task at a time, or no task will ever get done.

Where are the cuff links Mom?

Its amazing how sometimes the simplest, most inconsequential questions can lead to thought provoking ideas.

I needed to get ready for Rohan’s brother’s wedding reception in Chandigarh and I asked my Mom:

“Where are the cuff links Mom?”

Where are the cufflinks mom?

Photo courtesy, asgw

I stay in Noida so I was just visiting my parent’s home in Chandigarh and I had forgotten my cuff links in the Noida house. Anyways…

She instantly said, “They’re in the right corner of the top-left drawer of the master bedroom dressing table”. Within 20 seconds of asking the question, I had my Dad’s cuff links in my hand.

Seems like a simple story. But here’s where it gets interesting:

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Ideas Don’t Matter

I breathe ideas.

My brain is a constant flux of idea inputs and ways to implement those ideas.

But as I was sitting in my flight to Bangalore, I realized these ideas have no meaning unless someone implements them.

Everyone on the planet has ideas. The poor farmer in a Ropar village barely making enough for his family has ideas. A multi billion dollar entrepreneur has ideas. A tree has ideas. So does a fox, pelican, and even a mosquito.

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Google Cache 404 Error – Effect on Rankings

As I’ve mentioned earlier, I have been working a couple of websites based around affiliate marketing and some neat observations have come to light.

google cache showing 404 error

Google cache for one of our website URLs showing a 404 error even though the same page shows up in SERPS

Before I describe those observations, I feel the need to describe some background history.

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Amazon.com in 2012: Some Fascinating Stats

There are some amazing stats regarding Amazon.com that I just dug up this morning. I’ve always been intrigued by Amazon’s business strategies and innovations. Today I decided to dive in and research on the revenues, visitors, and profit stats for the Amazon network.

The numbers game behind Amazon.com in 2012

There are several things that internet marketers can learn from Amazon’s way of doing business, which I shall cover in detail over the coming months, but take a look at these stats

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